So, I was totally “fangirling” when I saw that Jo Koy retweeted me.
I'm a proud Pinay (Filipina-American) writer from Chicago aiming to serve the Filipino/Asian American communities. I enjoy reading biographies, eating mango ice cream bars, baking/eating cupcakes and singing in the rain. I also love my cockapoo schnauzer who goes by the name of Milo.
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Meet Ramen Noodle, a teacup poodle puppy who’s managed to thrive despite losing his front legs, and who is the subject of a new photo series by famed animal photographer Carli Davidson, known for past series Shake, Fetch, and Pets With Disabilities.
He was probably a mill puppy, inbred to achieve his tiny size. When he was 8 months old, his first owner brought him to the vet, with a broken arm. Unfortunately, the owner did not properly care for his injury, she didn’t come back to get the cast checked until nine weeks later. At that point, to no one’s surprise, the arm was nearly eaten away by gangrene. By then, Ramen Noodle was listless and refused food. It was a wonder he survived.
Jaime Salata Van Tassel, his clinic caretaker, ended up adopting him. But Ramen Noodle’s struggles weren’t over.
A second injury cost Ramen his other front leg; this time he jumped of a chair and broke the bone. Again, one of the effects of interbreeding dogs for small size is week bone, so his single teacup poodle arm broke so badly it could not be mended. While Jaime was devastated, Ramen surprised everyone and bounced back.
“Ramen gets around the house on his hind legs,” Jaime says. “I’ve watched him run at full-speed for toys, and to play with other dogs, he is essentially unrestricted despite his lack of front arms. … it’s like it never happened.”
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Heartwarming Tearjerker of the Day: Meet Ramen Noodle, a teacup poodle puppy who’s managed to thrive despite losing his front legs, and who is the subject of a new photo series by famed animal photographer Carli Davidson, known for past series Shake, Fetch, and Pets With Disabilities.
He was probably a mill puppy, inbred to achieve his tiny size. When he was 8 months old, his first owner brought him to the vet, with a broken arm. Unfortunately, the owner did not properly care for his injury, she didn’t come back to get the cast checked until nine weeks later. At that point, to no one’s surprise, the arm was nearly eaten away by gangrene. By then, Ramen Noodle was listless and refused food. It was a wonder he survived.
Jaime Salata Van Tassel, his clinic caretaker, ended up adopting him. But Ramen Noodle’s struggles weren’t over.
A second injury cost Ramen his other front leg; this time he jumped of a chair and broke the bone. Again, one of the effects of interbreeding dogs for small size is week bone, so his single teacup poodle arm broke so badly it could not be mended. While Jaime was devastated, Ramen surprised everyone and bounced back.
“Ramen gets around the house on his hind legs,” Jaime says. “I’ve watched him run at full-speed for toys, and to play with other dogs, he is essentially unrestricted despite his lack of front arms. … it’s like it never happened.”
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One of my favorite songs ever and Jessica Sanchez sang it amazingly. I can’t believe she’s only 16. I don’t know if she’s ever fallen in love or whatever, but when she sings I believe every word. She sings with so much emotion. And this is how she sounds with a sore throat?! Gahhh!
I heard this on the radio this morning as I was driving around doing errands. I couldn’t help smiling because I felt that God was speaking to me through this song. After last night, this was something I needed to hear.
Now I won’t deny
The worst you could say about me
But I’m not defined
By mistakes that I’ve made
Because God says of me
I am not who I was
I am being remade
I am new
I am chosen and holy
And I’m dearly loved
I am new
No Doubt Reunion of the Day: After a 10-year hiatus, Gwen Stefani has reunited with bandmates Tony Kanal, Adrian Young, and Tom Dumont to record No Doubt’s sixth studio album, due September 25. Even better, the band has launched a series of behind-the-scenes webisodes that kick off with the recording of the track “Push & Shove,” a No Doubt collaboration with producers Major Lazer and Jamaican artist Busy Signal.
The as-yet-untitled album will also include a “party-reggae blast track” called “Steady Down,” and a “ska-pop tune” track called “One More Summer.”
[nodoubt]
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Angelina Jolie One-Up of the Day: Model Anja Rubik stole a page from Angelina Jolie’s playbook Monday night at the2012 Met Gala, where she revealed a sharp piece of hipbone that added drama to an otherwise boring exposed leg.
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Why would anyone want to look like this or find this attractive? It’s disturbing that women who look like this are in magazines and on billboards to further encourage young girls (and grown women) to develop eating disorders and to diet and exercise their way to sickness.
Also, that “dress” she’s wearing looks like a f*cking pillowcase that was cut up but probably costs thousands of dollars.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3pxjqvyyU1qzpwi0o1_1280.jpg)
Angelina Jolie One-Up of the Day: Model Anja Rubik stole a page from Angelina Jolie’s playbook Monday night at the2012 Met Gala, where she revealed a sharp piece of hipbone that added drama to an otherwise boring exposed leg.
[huffpo]
Why would anyone want to look like this or find this attractive? It’s disturbing that women who look like this are in magazines and on billboards to further encourage young girls (and grown women) to develop eating disorders and to diet and exercise their way to sickness.
Also, that “dress” she’s wearing looks like a f*cking pillowcase that was cut up but probably costs thousands of dollars.
